When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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