420 ftw
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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