I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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