I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Watching her eat just hurts me
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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