pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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