Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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