your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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