So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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