I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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