can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
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Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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