i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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