bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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