you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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