You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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i dont even know how to be here
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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