are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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