Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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