Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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