I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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