dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
there's paper in my vomit.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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