Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I will be naked everywhere
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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