apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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