god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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