Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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