I'm so fucking centered right now
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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