it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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