YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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