ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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