North Korea, Best Korea!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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