she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
its liver damage thursday
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