We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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