4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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