i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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