i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Your cock deserves a montage
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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