i would punch a child for taco bell
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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