went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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