I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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