What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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