The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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