we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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