I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
How does it feel to date your dad?
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