I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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