You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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