you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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