I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I've blown a few things in my day
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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