My Higher Power is John Stamos
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
birth control should be required to get into college
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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