What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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