GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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