Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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