whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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