Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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